gasp and swoon (9/29/14)

Old school Hollywood glamour meets modern power couple. J'adore.

They did that thing to DEATH.

But as always, there are haters. I was on Eonline scrolling through photos and I knew better than to read the comments but I didn't realize I was at the end of the photos so I happened to see the first couple of them. This one chick got a bunch of thumbs up, tombout "I don't know...I have just never seen it for Clooney. I mean, he was kind of cute as Dr. Ross on ER but I always liked [the bald one with the glasses] better."

*Sigh* Girl...I mean REALLY? You're sitting there in your La-Z-Boy with your Dell laptop, eating cheese curls and watching American Idol, interrupted by your husband mumbling about having to run over to Walmart to get some antifreeze or some shit. So what do you know about handsome? What do you know about glamour? Nothing. So shut up. Stop typing, stop hating, just shut up and go to bed so you can get up in time to make the donuts like you have to do every day of your mediocre life, no matter what George Clooney looks like or who or where he chooses to marry. BYE, FELICIA!

p.s. OK, I know I kind of came off the hinges there but I love some George Clooney and I lose it when lesser beings come for him, or his new wife (who is fierce as hell). I just won't have it.

p.p.s. Oh and watching the video of their arrival this morning I couldn't help but roll my eyes to the back of my skull and back to their sockets, thinking THIS is what those knuckleheads known as Kimye were TRYING to do. Both of them have plenty of money but neither of them has what it really takes to pull this off: CLASS.